elmodefoque

kat1 (Moderator) says on Jun 21, 2007, 17:01:

i'll be your friend ;)

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elreydelostrolls says on Jun 26, 2007, 04:20:

Tu amiga a gatas gritando como una cerdita.

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Jun 29, 2007, 10:51:

ohh shut up! UC

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bueno_pues says on Jul 10, 2007, 21:25:

No vas a gritar como una cerdita? Que pena.

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wilson says on Jul 23, 2007, 16:16:

elmo -- how do you imbed those utube vids ???? let m eknow bro.

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elmodefoque says on Jul 24, 2007, 12:19:

just highlight the EMBED copy and paste to your post.

I'll get there, when I get there!

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Colombiche says on Jul 24, 2007, 12:23:

Ooh, I can see you FINALLY figured out how to add me as a friend LOL.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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Peter (Moderator) (☼Travelguide writer) says on Jul 25, 2007, 09:20:

TonyMattei says on Aug 5, 2007, 11:37:

i hear you are a honest taxi driver....i am traveling to colombia i was wondering fo we make some arrangements so i can be picked up at airport... please email me at anthonymattei at saggiodream.com thanks...........TONY

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capitan_centella says on Aug 7, 2007, 22:51:

Hola sumerce. . . un cachaco mas que quiere develar los misterios de los "caribeños", mal llamados costeños. Un amigo mas.

Atte: capitan centella.

"When you open your eyes, you turn around with the world, But it can change, if you only close it, and see a dream to yourself." Me.

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elmodefoque says on Aug 8, 2007, 12:24:

hola cuadro!!

hey tony, i'll give you all the info regarding taxi service. My e mail is malpariohp at yahoo.com

I'll get there, when I get there!

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Valen says on Aug 15, 2007, 14:41:

Te puedo preguntar que te untas que nos tienes a todas tragadas?
Te recomiendo que chequies lapaisadegabo perfil y sabras de que te estoy hablando querido....

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elmodefoque says on Aug 22, 2007, 09:42:

testing, testing, one, two, three

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elmodefoque says on Aug 22, 2007, 09:44:

el polo, el polo
testing, testing, one, two, three

I'll get there, when I get there!

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El Polo says on Aug 22, 2007, 09:52:

Listo compadre lo unico es que este no es muy privado y no podemos hablar de culia$ at
Cacha*#$

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elmodefoque says on Aug 22, 2007, 09:58:

creo que si, no le pares bola.
usamos solo palabras costeñas. esta gente cre que CHUCHA es otra vaina

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elmodefoque says on Aug 22, 2007, 09:59:

creo que la primera palabra que aprendi fue chucha.

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LA_MONA says on Aug 22, 2007, 10:07:

Elmo, Valen esta hablando de una chica, el username es lapaisadegabo y ella dijo que le encantan los colombianos y buscaba uno, entonces yo le deje un mensaje diciendole que tu eres 100% colombiano, es en el profile de ella pero ni idea de como llegar a eso ya.

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

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elmodefoque says on Aug 22, 2007, 10:08:

yo vi la misma vaina pero no entiendo bien lo que dice.
nojodaaa , si ella quiere que la levante a monda, con todo gusto jijjjij

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El Polo says on Aug 22, 2007, 10:09:

ombe... desde pealo yo andaba con un man que lo llamaban supercoco, ese marica me enseno todas las palabres costena

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elmodefoque says on Aug 22, 2007, 10:10:

despues que estoy borracho se lo meto a cualquiera, gorda, flaca, sin nalga, sin tenta, sin diente, lo que sea

I'll get there, when I get there!

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elmodefoque says on Aug 22, 2007, 10:11:

supercoco se le dice a un man bien enteligente

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El Polo says on Aug 22, 2007, 10:12:

bueno si aqui no saben la palabra chucha, a mi me gusta comer la cucha que viene del interior del pais

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elmodefoque says on Aug 22, 2007, 10:16:

cuadro, otra pela que me gusta muchisimo asi como lauthra es colombiche.
no se pero creo que esa es una mamasita requete buenisima y sabrosa en la cama.
el modo que se expresa me da la impresion que necesita un man con caracte, porque parece como bien dominante.

I'll get there, when I get there!

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El Polo says on Aug 22, 2007, 10:16:

tienes razon elmo despues de una garafa de medellin todas tiene la misma vaina.

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elmodefoque says on Aug 22, 2007, 10:20:

compa, lo que pasa es que la chucha del interior no es tan abusada como la costeña. en la costa hay manes con monda de burro y acaban con la chucha, pero en el interior se mantiene mejor con menos daño .
y tu sabes que las cachacas le encantan los costenos pero las familias no quieren que jodan con nosotros

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El Polo says on Aug 22, 2007, 10:27:

Jajajaj que risa!!!! jajajaja no jodaaaaaa.

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El Polo says on Aug 22, 2007, 10:31:

osea los manes negro anda con monda de burro y acaban con la chucha costena??
Y los manes cachacos anda con monda de de paloma que ni se ve???

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elmodefoque says on Aug 22, 2007, 12:02:

de paloma jijijjijijijij no pa tanto jijijij

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elmodefoque says on Aug 22, 2007, 12:02:

me voy pa el carajo, chaoooo

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Colombiche says on Aug 22, 2007, 13:06:

Tienes algo de razon Elmo, talvez un hombre con demasiado caracter logre domesticarme ja ja ja ja ja.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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LA_MONA says on Aug 22, 2007, 14:15:

Colombiche yo creo que Elmo no tendria problema en domarla ;-)

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

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Colombiche says on Aug 22, 2007, 14:43:

A lo mejor termino domandolo yo a el... ja ja ja.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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Lauthra says on Aug 22, 2007, 16:15:

Gracias Elmo :) x

Nato (='.'=)

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msaucey says on Aug 23, 2007, 10:24:

As comical as you are... of course you can be my friend... Besides, Mona has vouched that you are much or less harmless...

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

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msaucey says on Aug 23, 2007, 10:25:

As comical as you are... of course you can be my friend... Besides, Mona has vouched that you are much or less harmless...

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

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Lucho562 says on Aug 23, 2007, 19:30:

Tenemos que hechar tronco de pea, escuchando Diomedez, bebiendo old parr y con un par de leas bien joponas al lado.

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elmodefoque says on Aug 27, 2007, 09:49:

nojoda lucho, tu vives en los angeles, esa monda si esta lejos de barranquilla. me imgino que tas jarto de mejicanos.
mi tio vivio en los angeles por casi 50 años, pero ahora el man regreso pa curramba.

I'll get there, when I get there!

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elmodefoque says on Aug 28, 2007, 05:15:

conoci una guajira hace mas de año, nojodaaa cipote jopo de chucha y pa arremata la malparia le gusta mama ron caldas y marijuana pero mucho.
La meti en mi hotel y yo ahi bien bacano sudando como un hijueputa levantando la chucha a pura monda y despues de un buen rato se saca la monda de la cHucha y ELLA MISMA se lo entierra en el jopito, nojodaaaaaaaa paque fue eso, que rico, asi como cuando uno se sampa una mojarra frita, patacon y arroz con coco.
le llene el jopo de leche jijijjjij

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El Polo says on Aug 28, 2007, 05:19:

LOL no jodaa compadre que vaina mas bacana.

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El Polo says on Aug 28, 2007, 05:26:

aja y que paso despues de eso?? todavia la llama??

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elmodefoque says on Aug 28, 2007, 06:20:

el primer dia me lo dio gratis, y despues me cobro 80 mil barras.
la pela es amiga de mi hermana y trabajan en el mismo lugar pero tambien es coya los fines de semana como decir part-time

I'll get there, when I get there!

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elmodefoque says on Aug 28, 2007, 06:24:

no es coya full-time solamente part-time, por ahora

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El Polo says on Aug 28, 2007, 07:08:

entonce se lo metiste en el chiquito de la amiga de tu hermana, muy bien echo!!!

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elmodefoque says on Aug 28, 2007, 09:14:

bueno, chiquito ya no esta jijijijijjiij
ahora tiene el jopo bien ancho como una burra jajajaj

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El Polo says on Aug 28, 2007, 09:34:

Jajajajaja buena elmo buena...

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jozua_2 says on Aug 28, 2007, 11:28:

hello thank u very much for ure info is this the el sima ure talking about ??
i've never bin in barranquilla and is it close to kra 43??

i have it from this site but have the hotels here websites ?? i want to see it exually
http://www.partres.com/hotel/bar.html

Apartahotel Sima Carrera 49 72-19 358 6618

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elmodefoque says on Aug 29, 2007, 06:09:

jozua nice list. yes that's the sima, on 72 st. not too far from el Prado and a block from Versalle. i love 72 cus that's where i use to live and is in the center of barranquilla.
sima has nice prices and the staff is quite friendly

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El Polo says on Aug 29, 2007, 10:55:

Elmo estaba buena esa vieja or que??

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jozua_2 says on Aug 29, 2007, 11:45:

thank u very much elmodefoque if i have more questions can i ask u ??
have a nice day
greetings Jozua

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jozua_2 says on Aug 29, 2007, 11:46:

o yes before i forget dhuu what is cheap do u mean like 30$ or ???
thank u ciao

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El Polo says on Sep 12, 2007, 07:43:

Elmo you think A-Rod is staying in NY?

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campbell says on Sep 19, 2007, 07:56:

does your cousin have a taxi service en barranquilla?

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elmodefoque says on Sep 19, 2007, 10:25:

have you ever seen a costeño suissudio?

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elmodefoque says on Sep 19, 2007, 10:26:

do you speak spanish?

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elmosmiddleagedbroad says on Sep 19, 2007, 10:26:

No but the thought of it sends my pacemaker into overdrive.

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elmosmiddleagedbroad says on Sep 19, 2007, 10:27:

Un poquito, yo aprender lengua del amor por tu.

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elmodefoque says on Sep 19, 2007, 10:29:

no problemo my dear i'll give mouth to ass resisitation

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elmosmiddleagedbroad says on Sep 19, 2007, 10:37:

Thanks for reminding me, I have to go back to Rite Aid and get some preparation H.

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elmodefoque says on Sep 19, 2007, 10:39:

ky jelly too

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El Polo says on Sep 19, 2007, 10:44:

No Jodaaa LMAO

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Lauthra says on Sep 21, 2007, 17:15:

Jeje elmo, ni te pido que te acuerdes porque no quiero saber si habia una burra involved :P

Nato (='.'=)

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NataliaV says on Sep 25, 2007, 14:18:

Sure, you can be my friend!

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El Polo says on Sep 29, 2007, 07:01:

♦

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LA_MONA says on Oct 4, 2007, 05:27:

Elmo we're beginning to wonder if that grizzly really did get the corroncho burger with cheese.

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

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El Polo says on Oct 4, 2007, 05:43:

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El Polo says on Oct 17, 2007, 07:47:

Cuadro, esta bacano el video de south bquilla me recuerda mucho de mi pueblo.

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dwmte7 says on Oct 17, 2007, 07:55:

elmo...did you get the e mail, "nice paint job"?

hope you enjoyed it
dw

dwmte

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elmodefoque says on Oct 18, 2007, 11:20:

MT, i strongly beleive that an educated chucha is a BORING chucha.

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elmodefoque says on Oct 18, 2007, 11:20:

is best when they're blonde and dumb

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elmodefoque says on Oct 18, 2007, 11:23:

You ever see that SYMS commercial where they say “an educated consumer is our best costumer�
Well, that don’t work too good in the chucha world.

I'll get there, when I get there!

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Oct 18, 2007, 12:33:

they left you alone :))

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El Polo says on Oct 18, 2007, 14:07:

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Man Tequila says on Oct 19, 2007, 00:57:

Chucha educada está presuntuosa, de tanto en tanto, y tanto! Claro, mis pantalones me están demasiado estrechos. But when you like them dumb and blonde, sometimes this leads to looser translations. Nothing wrong with a little accordion music and good grooming, but you still gotta learn the basics. I wouldn't say an educated consumer is always the best consumer, but there is always room for learning useful skills -- plumbing, hygiene, cooking with gas, phyiscal fitness, toning and endurance.

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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El Polo says on Oct 19, 2007, 06:29:

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El Polo says on Oct 19, 2007, 06:29:

Great observation MT

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Lcacique says on Oct 21, 2007, 12:25:

Hola elmo,

Mira, tu eres un costeño de verdad y sabes mucho sobre el vallenato. Me podrías hacer un catorce? Es que quiero saber cuál grupo tocaba la canción abajo:


"yo a ti te quiero morenita consentida
debes quererme por lo mucho que he sufrido
Eres
la existencia de mi vida
Eres
el aire que yo respiro

Que lindos ojos me alimenta tu mirada
como la sangre que...por mis venas
Eres
la mujer que yo deseaba
Eres
la alivia de mis penas

Yo a ti te brindo todito mis sentimiento
También te brindo la razón de mis existencia

Eres
Mi alegría y mi tormento
Eres
Desespero y mi paciencia"

It is an old vallenato (the letras may not be exactly right on a couple parts, but they are extremely close). I'm guessing it is from the seventies or early eighties. I'm almost positive that it is not Binomio de Oro or Los Hermanos Zuleta. My friend sent me a bunch of old vallenato songs, but she doesn't know the names of the artists and it is driving me nuts because I would like to try to find some more of their music on CD.

In addition, do you know if Rosendo Romero ever recorded albums or was he mainly just a composer of vallenatos? I like some of his songs: Fantasia and Noche Sin Lucero.

I asked the captain these questions and he sent me to you. I should have done so in the first place, you are always the one posting vallenato songs everywhere on PBH.

Un abrazo,
Lcacique

Hoy se nota en la floresta un ambiente de alegría. ¡Y el rumor de ranchería es mas dulce y sabe a fiesta!

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joencuentro says on Nov 1, 2007, 07:22:

yeah your boat is really weak. get over it .seems to me you got a bit of a chip on your shoulder.why dont you go out and get some.

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morphus says on Nov 8, 2007, 08:41:

Ass implants are a good thing.

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LA_MONA says on Nov 16, 2007, 05:03:

Elmo I seen an avatar the other day and thought of you, mas tarde te lo mando.

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

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morphus says on Nov 16, 2007, 16:12:

Elmo, how about this one for your avatar?

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webmanco says on Dec 2, 2007, 17:03:

...A yo, déjenme queto y no me jodan má! ...

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El Polo says on Dec 17, 2007, 13:53:

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El Polo says on Dec 20, 2007, 11:55:

Elmo viejo te mande un PM chequealo

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El Polo says on Jan 15, 2008, 12:13:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrKfXRFp8MY

El marika que puso el video en youtube no deja embed la vaina. como quiera que sea clik el link y vea el vacile de barranquilla

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msaucey says on Feb 14, 2008, 11:05:

Happy Valentine's Day....

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

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El Polo says on Apr 23, 2008, 11:37:

te mande un PM Elmo

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ZeDoCaixao says on May 12, 2008, 10:18:

you're pretty amusing, dude

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webmanco says on May 15, 2008, 05:08:

http://poorbuthappy.com/colombia/post/age/

Elmo
Creo que la primera palabra que aprendí fue chucha


Creo que la primera frase que aprendío fue

Gog bless America and Uncle Sam :-)

...A yo, déjenme queto y no me jodan má! ...

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El Polo says on Jun 19, 2008, 19:27:

te mande otro PM mi vale, vealo jeje!

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Jun 21, 2008, 11:11:

thanks Elmo.

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Colombiano_divino says on Jul 15, 2008, 12:09:

Hermanazo ........... que me cuentas ........

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MaFe says on Jul 20, 2008, 13:02:

Feliz Día de Independencia!

"All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. "-Aristotle

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dugchia says on Jul 26, 2008, 13:54:

like your comments...you think alot like myself...have lived here for 5 years..enjoy everyday of this miserable place.booze broads and economy....dug dugchia at yahoo

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El Polo says on Sep 16, 2008, 16:32:

Erda Mode, estoy al punto de pagarte por un post como los del pasado, que vacile jeje. Hey te mande un PM, tronco e' vieja arrecha compa, chek it out!

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MaFe says on Sep 22, 2008, 17:35:

Who is that in the picture? Su novia o hija?

"All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. "-Aristotle

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morphus says on Sep 22, 2008, 20:31:

I know her :)

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MaFe says on Sep 23, 2008, 06:51:

Quien es Morphus?

"All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. "-Aristotle

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elmodefoque says on Sep 23, 2008, 07:24:

mafe, es mi hija.

I'll get there, when I get there!

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richardshari says on Sep 24, 2008, 10:54:

Oye, quita la foto de la pelaa!! Estas buscando que los pervertidos hagan comentarios feos. :-(

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MaFe says on Sep 27, 2008, 14:36:

Elmo...esa si era su Hija? Post her again...MUY BELLA!!

"All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. "-Aristotle

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morphus says on Sep 29, 2008, 00:35:

La hija es muy divertida. Lets get everybody together and go clubbing. MaFe, you down?

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