el torcido

el torcido says on Feb 15, 2008, 19:05:

what about that drink we had planned tonight?

don't know much about phlebotomy, nor astronomy, either.

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MaFe says on Feb 15, 2008, 19:13:

I don't know who you are, I have no idea! Quien eres...

"All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. "-Aristotle

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CatGirl says on Feb 17, 2008, 15:01:

Hola - do you need immediate medical attention Amigo? Possibly too much intraocular pressure? Or maybe we need to apply some pressure? jajaja.
I see you added me as a friend ..Purrr. Are you a friendly? You like kittys in your lap?

jaja

Love and Time: the only two things that cannot be bought, but only spent

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MaFe says on Feb 17, 2008, 16:58:

I don't have kitty's..but i think CatGirl is one cool kitty.
try to be my friend? How? You insulted me in a thread! Bueno, como estas?

"All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. "-Aristotle

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MaFe says on Feb 18, 2008, 00:01:

You wrote on Friday night when I was saying bye to everyone, and I qoute,

"el torcido says on Friday February 15th, 2008 21:46:

was anyone else happy to see that girl leave?
I think Mafe was right, to see so many people wasting time talking about thongs.
you all are a big bunch of dead heads. talking thongs all night long.
get a life.
I'm sorry I "

I have no idea why you were glad to see me leave, I don't believe I was rude to you in anyway, I actually thought I was very polite...

pues, that is why I said you insulted me...I am not really insulted, but why do you care what i look like when you were happy to see me leave?
Me entiendes?

"All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. "-Aristotle

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el torcido says on Feb 18, 2008, 18:37:

I was jealous that the guy dan, was going to get you.
and, I'd been stuck with that other one with the red dress.
you did not read exactly what I wrote or your english is slightly derrelict.
when I read about thongs all night long, my toungue gest tristed.

sorry MaFE.
can we start it once all over again.

don't know much about phlebotomy, nor astronomy, either.

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MaFe says on Feb 18, 2008, 20:42:

I don't think anyone was going to get stuck with anyone, vale? This is a board, I am here to socialize on the web, not to "get Dan" or you get stuck with TG! (which by the way is not a nice of you wording it like that..from what I see, she's a very nice, cute, friendly girl.)

Bueno, just don't be so offensive to the people here. I am new here too, but everyone seems pretty nice, if you don't like someone, ignoralos, don't look for trouble.
Su profile no dice nada de ti...solo que vives en Uruguay? Porque tanto interes en mi?
Ah...and my English is just fine...gracias. I speak 6 languages, English being one of my strongest!

"All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. "-Aristotle

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CatGirl says on Feb 18, 2008, 20:53:

ElTorcido: My dear, looks like your lacerations are possibly infected or maybe you took a good beating from MaFe? I think you should apply more pressure on that oozing serous drainage you got going there. I hope you take MaFe's advice or I get the feeling she might apply some pressure ... OK Amigo

Love and Time: the only two things that cannot be bought, but only spent

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CatGirl says on Feb 18, 2008, 22:05:

FYI - your comment on MaFe's Profile about me

"be easy on mafe as I am trying to be her friend.

Yes - I agree be easy on MaFe

Eltocido said about CatGirl
'who wouldn't like a cat in their lap, asked the catgirl?
duhhh
Is the 'p' word one of those forbiden words to use on the internet or why is everyone here a cat?"

Well Mr - Not everyone likes cats. Huskie doesnt like cats...
So you like lap cats jaja

I usually wear Boots...High heeled ones....You like Puss in Boots? jaja.
You are a funny one

Love and Time: the only two things that cannot be bought, but only spent

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MaFe says on Feb 21, 2008, 07:47:

Hi torcido...you are the jealous type huh? Whta lady in red are you speaking of? I haven't picked Going South- he wanted to join our sandwhich..

Torcido, you have my attention along with the beautiful CatGirl, so what would you like to share with us? I wasn't around last night because sometimes I have long evenings. Take care...

"All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. "-Aristotle

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MaFe says on Feb 21, 2008, 07:50:

Ah bueno...le mando besos, y que es la curiosida que tienes with me?

"All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. "-Aristotle

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MaFe says on Feb 21, 2008, 20:44:

El torcido..I think you are fascinated with Catgilr, Travelingirl, Dan, and myself...how come?

"All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. "-Aristotle

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el torcido says on Feb 22, 2008, 20:27:

only would like to know where Mafe goes when she's not here. I miss her and, nothing to do with Dan. sorry to hurt his feelings, though. assuming Dan is a guy. I might be wrong. stranger things have happened.

don't know much about phlebotomy, nor astronomy, either.

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MaFe says on Feb 25, 2008, 06:55:

Hi El Torcido, I don't go anywhere...work, work, work...
My laptop had problems, I was all weekend without a computer...almost had an attack...ja ja...como estas?

"All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. "-Aristotle

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MaFe says on Feb 27, 2008, 07:51:

Sorry to hear that you have been ill, I hope you feel better! Torcido, how did you start leaving me messages?

"All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. "-Aristotle

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travelingirl says on Feb 27, 2008, 14:38:

Ah, Torcido! I hope get to feeling better soon!

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MaFe says on Feb 29, 2008, 22:07:

Hola Torcido, como estas? De que hablas??

"All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. "-Aristotle

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MaFe says on Mar 5, 2008, 15:00:

,,,,,,,,,,,,,

"All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. "-Aristotle

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el torcido says on Mar 19, 2008, 14:23:

......,,,,,,,,,, hola Mafesita

don't know much about phlebotomy, nor astronomy, either.

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MaFe says on Mar 21, 2008, 15:16:

Hey Torcido, so you came back? Como estas?

"All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. "-Aristotle

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el torcido says on Apr 5, 2008, 12:56:

I'm pretty dang gut, MaFe. Where are those palm trees at?

don't know much about phlebotomy, nor astronomy, either.

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MaFe says on Apr 26, 2008, 09:20:

They left...

"All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. "-Aristotle

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el torcido says on Sep 20, 2008, 11:37:

one of my only two friends telling me I live in la-la-land... now, that hurts.

don't know much about phlebotomy, nor astronomy, either.

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el torcido says on Sep 20, 2008, 11:38:

one of my only two friends telling me I live in la-la-land... now, that hurts.

don't know much about phlebotomy, nor astronomy, either.

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el torcido says on Sep 20, 2008, 11:38:

one of my only two friends telling me I live in la-la-land... now, that hurts.

don't know much about phlebotomy, nor astronomy, either.

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el torcido says on Sep 20, 2008, 11:38:

one of my only two friends telling me I live in la-la-land... now, that hurts.

don't know much about phlebotomy, nor astronomy, either.

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el torcido says on Sep 20, 2008, 11:38:

one of my only two friends telling me I live in la-la-land... now, that hurts.

don't know much about phlebotomy, nor astronomy, either.

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dwmte7 says on Oct 18, 2008, 04:20:

well, after this read, i gotta say, i got no dog in this fight......just dropped by to say "hi"

a little peace goes a long way. remember, regime change starts at home.

i have a dear lady friend, we'll call her fernanda....she could teach all of you some better manners.

dwmte

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