Lo Que Más Les Molesta A Los Colombianos

johnny2009 says on Sep 1, 2009, 19:51:

No me han respuesta de nada? What sort of Spanish is that?

Amazingly that tinny compressed sound is exactly the same as the Telmex phone up a cow's pussy quality that I have grown to hate

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Simon says on Sep 1, 2009, 19:54:

Damn, what a foul-mouthed bitch, I bet she's an anti-Uribista too! LOL. I can imagine what she must sound like in bed!

I had a job doing internet trouble-shooting over the phone, thank God I never had a customer like that!

"Just an honest, decent Colombian trying to do the right thing."--Simon

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johnny2009 says on Sep 1, 2009, 19:58:

This is how the internet works in Colombia

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Medellin Traveler says on Sep 1, 2009, 20:06:

Usuaria muy molesta con el servicio de INTERNET desde. Lo que más les molesta a los Colombianos acceso a servicios a través de Internet.

Los colombianos también expresan insatisfacción con la regulación de la banca, pues hay un 89 por ciento que cree que el Gobierno debería controlar el valor de los servicios que prestan, así como un 82 por ciento que pide a las autoridades ser más estrictas con estas entidades.

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Medellin Traveler says on Sep 1, 2009, 20:10:

Wow! A bit harsh on an old Colombian woman looking for good service in Colombia.

johnny,
If that is how the internet works in Colombia than I can completely understand why the old lady went nuts.

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theflatline says on Sep 1, 2009, 20:10:

Johnny,

I remember calling information in 2001 and the broad said" I will have that number for you in a moment sir, the other operator is using the phone book at the moment." Then I heard her flipping pages.

Legaleez for Complete Morons - A book for gringos in Colombia for who think they understand the nature of the law in a country where they cannot speak the language.

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span_colombia says on Sep 1, 2009, 21:58:

wow. that was just incredible. maybe a good listening activity for spanish class??

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juanchopancho says on Sep 2, 2009, 00:36:

It's the same in Spain. Telefonica we call them timofonica. Takes them 6 months to show up to fix anything. They should outsource the call center to India just to piss off the customers a little more. Spanish with a heavy Indian jive, that would be lovely.

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richardshari says on Sep 2, 2009, 04:52:

Holy crap, she really needed her internet fix!

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richardshari says on Sep 2, 2009, 04:58:

Uy mijo, estoy despierta desde las 5:30!! Y tu? You gong fishing?

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richardshari says on Sep 2, 2009, 05:04:

Bacano! Ya te dije, que si voy para Carnavales, te voy a buscar. Cuando te vas para Bquilla?

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Aji1 says on Sep 2, 2009, 06:14:

JAJA, que Bogotana tan rabiosa, pero escucha como ella tiene todo razón, pero se pase la limite hasta la punta de locura. Escucha como mi cuñada aveces. LOL

Obviously it is not only the gringos that realize service in Colombia can suck... and suck often.

I know not what course others may take; but as for me, give me liberty or give me death!

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Cerealkiller says on Sep 2, 2009, 14:56:

hahaha, that's priceless. Stupid bitch, maybe poor Patricia had an hot cyberdate with her gringo and couldn't log on. I love how the cable guy responds to her wanting to kill someone at cablenet "bueno, eso ya seria su responsabilidad"... Oh man, I would've had a field day had I been that guy.

Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives -John Stuart Mill

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Monpirri says on Sep 2, 2009, 15:57:

The video above is a complaint of a pissed off customer with Telemex. I believe webmanco or someone else posted the original video a while ago here on pbh.

"Anyone who still thinks that Colombia is not a gastronomical paradise needs to have their head examined." Darloup

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roloenNJ says on Sep 2, 2009, 17:06:

Una mujer cansona! Dios Mio.

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Monpirri says on Sep 2, 2009, 18:19:

Aqui esta el video original, here's the original video.

La Señora Patricia vs. Telmex
http://poorbuthappy.com/colombia/post/la-senora-patricia-vs-telmex/

"Anyone who still thinks that Colombia is not a gastronomical paradise needs to have their head examined." Darloup

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ColombianoGringo (Moderator) says on Sep 2, 2009, 19:47:

La vieja esta bien emputada, pero seguro que tiene razón. Tampoco es que el tipo se merecía tanta cagoteada, pero yo también estaría pero verraco después de tanta mamadera de gallo.

Las compañías de servicios publicas tratan a los clientes con las patas. Los muy HPs le cortan servicios cuando no deben, se tardan en conectarlos, si es que lo hacen. Eso si, son pero buenos para cobrar aun cuando a uno no le han ni conectado el servicio. La mayoria son una verdadera porquería cuando se trata de servicio al cliente.

I'm so hip, I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis. - Zaphod Beeblebrox, Former President of the Galaxy and inventor of the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster

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theflatline says on Sep 2, 2009, 20:59:

Telmex is not a public service in Colombia.

Legaleez for Complete Morons - A book for gringos in Colombia for who think they understand the nature of the law in a country where they cannot speak the language.

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ColombianoGringo (Moderator) says on Sep 2, 2009, 21:56:

Public service, utility, phone company. Let's not mince words, customer service for these types of entities is a joke in Colombia.

I'm so hip, I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis. - Zaphod Beeblebrox, Former President of the Galaxy and inventor of the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster

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theflatline says on Sep 2, 2009, 22:49:

You expected them to have any quality of service?

They are light years ahead of where they were 20 years ago, hell even 10 years ago.

I remember getting an ISDN line installed at a school in 2000 and EPM sent six techs who sat around scratching their heads until I booted them out of the way and did it myself.

Legaleez for Complete Morons - A book for gringos in Colombia for who think they understand the nature of the law in a country where they cannot speak the language.

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Cerealkiller says on Sep 3, 2009, 01:26:

If she was really that desperate she'd cancel telmex and hire something else. There is no excuse for treating a poor bastard who works in a call centre the way she did. How can this idiot expect good service or help when she is yelling like a banshee and cursing like a sailor? I wouldn't have helped her either. There is always a way to solve things in Colombia and getting pissed off is really not an option. I used to have the same problem with my Internet Provider back in Colombia and all you have to do is be polite but firm, if a visit has been scheduled then you call on the day and confirm... I understand its not supposed to be like that in the first place, but if you want things done in Colombia you have to learn how to nag in an appropriate fashion.

Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives -John Stuart Mill

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njc (Dev team) says on Sep 3, 2009, 23:33:

It can get to be absolutely infuriating talking to these worthless customer service reps. "Señora, en este momento ...", "en este momento ...". They verify all day and get absolutely nothing done.

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larumberainglesa says on Sep 4, 2009, 04:35:

Ay, que chistoso! - igualito de lo que me paso recien aca en el Reino Unido - que no llegaron los tecnicos y me quedo en casa esperando, que no me hicieron nada durante meses sin servicio, que dicen que es por falta de pago pero otros dicen que esta activo la cuenta, llame mil veces, pase horas en el telefono y ahora estoy que me reclamo mis gastos telefonicas etc etc... yo entiendo a la viejita PERFECTAMENTE!!!!

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